If You Were A Hotdog I'd Relish You Hoodie

🔥 If You Were a Hotdog, I’d Relish You Hoodie

Love someone so much you’d put mustard on it? Say it loud, proud, and condiment-covered with our “If You Were a Hotdog, I’d Relish You” hoodie! Whether you're grilling in the backyard or just hungry for attention, this cozy pun-packed piece is the ultimate way to show your saucy side.

Snug, soft, and slightly obsessed with wordplay, this hoodie makes the perfect gift for food lovers, hotdog enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a good relish-ionship.

✅ Product Features

• 🍔 Unisex classic fit – designed to flatter buns of all kinds
• 🌭 Premium soft cotton blend for all-day comfort and pun-delivery
• 🎨 High-quality DTG print that won’t ketchup to wear and tear
• 🧥 Kangaroo pocket for snacks, love notes, or spare condiments
• 🧼 Double-lined hood with matching drawstrings for peak hotdog coziness

🧼 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang to air dry (hotdogs prefer the shade)
• Do not iron directly on the print
• Do not bleach – relish the color!